Field goal kicker?  Anybody?  Prater, but down that hooker’s boob with the blow on it and start kicking field goals for the Lions.  Wow.  Hard to pick the Lions as one point favorites when they have nobody kicking the ball for them.  And I have the biggest question for the Viks… Uhm… There’s this guy on your team… Corderelle Patterson… yeah… that guy.  Well, how can I say this… Considering that you no longer have AP, uhm, well, JUST GIVE THE GOD DAMN BALL TO CORDERELLE PATTERSON!  

The best athlete on your roster had negative three touches last week.  I don’t care if the entire defense knows that the kid is getting the ball, you have to put it in his hands in order for you to win the game.  I always look at this situation like this:  If you’re playing basketball and the other squad is double teaming your best player, like LaBron, Jordan or Shaq, which happened in almost every game of their careers, would you still not get them the ball?  Of course you would!  And so should the Vikings with Patterson.  I don’t care if you have to give the kid direct snaps, you give him every possible chance to win the ball game.  But for some reason Norv does not.  That’s why Norv does not win.

LIONS 27 – VIKINGS 20

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